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Thursday, March 24, 2011

Betty & Veronica

One of the most common types of Love Triangle, wherein the male hero is caught between his affections for two girls with drastically different personalities. "Betty" is the sweet, everyday Girl Next Door, whilst "Veronica" is more alluring, exotic and edgy, but has a more 'troublesome' or 'dangerous' personality. This translates to their physical appearances; "Betty" will be usually be something of a 'Plain Jane', whilst "Veronica" will be Ms Fanservice in all her glory. Look out for color-coding, though not always uniform; A blonde Betty will be paired with a dark or red-haired Veronica, while a brown- or red-haired Betty will be opposite a blonde Veronica.






Carrie vs. Natasha
Sex and The City
TV


Betty:Natasha
Veronica:Carrie Bradshaw
Why They Fight:
Blonde vs. Brunette
Fair vs. Dark
Archie
Jealousy
Breakdown: When commitment-phobic Mr. Big marries the tall, willowy, prim, twenty-something former Ralph Lauren model Natasha after dating her for only five months, our petite, neurotic, wisecracking, thirty-something Carrie's self-esteem is plunged into a dark abyss. Carrie self deprecatingly summed it up herself when describing Natsha as such: "She's shiny hair style section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants". She also surmises Big chooses Natasha over her because Carrie is "C-c-c-curly" and "C-c-c-complicated". Big and Carrie eventually enter into an affair not long after he marries, that ends when Natasha discovers Carrie in their marital apartment and chips her tooth chasing after her. Carrie and Natasha are mainly romantic rivals, but Natasha becomes a tool for the show to explore the idea of the Perfect Women who make lesser, normal women feel insecure. 
Who Wins? I'm giving this one to Betty. Both are more than a little worse for wear after the debacle, and both lost Big, but Carrie loses Big and Aidan in the process, and sleeping with married men does not veer very far into the path of rightousness. Also, Natasha delivers a whopper of a verbal bitchslap to Carrie at their impromptu lunch that could only make her feel about as big as the period that concludes this sentence.




Jennifer vs. Angelina


Betty:Jennifer Aniston
Veronica:Angelina Jolie
Why They Fight:
Blonde vs. Brunette
Dark vs. Fair
Archie
Breakdown:A cultural deabte to rival Mary Ann and Ginger occured in 2005, when it was revealed that Brad Pitt, who was married to America's sweetheart Jennifer Anniston, was having an affair with his sultry, dark Mr & Mrs. Smith co-star Angelina Jolie, who was also a known fan of blood and limo sex. The press had a field day casting Jen as the angelic wronged woman and Angelina as the homewrecking seductress in their tabloid pieces.



Debbie vs. Liz


Betty:Debbie Reynolds
Veronica:Elizabeth Taylor
Why They Fight:
Dark vs. Fair
Archie
Breakdown:Many forget that the love triangle formed bewteen Debbie, Liz, and Eddie Fisher was the original Jen vs. Angie. Oft-married Liz taylor and Eddie fell in love while he was married to goody goody Debbie. Public opinion sided mostly with Debbie until Liz suffered a near fatal bout of pneumonia.

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